Thou Shalt Not Kill (Thyself)

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AFTER THE founding of Israel, God appeared to David Ben-Gurion and told him: “You have created a state for my chosen people in my holy land. This merits a great reward. Tell me what you wish, and I will grant it.”

Ben-Gurion answered: “Almighty God, I wish that every person in Israel shall be wise, honest and a member of the Labor Party.”

“Dear me,” said God, “That is too much even for the Almighty. But I decree that every Israeli shall be two of the three.”

Since then, if a wise Israeli is a member of the Labor party, he is not honest. If an honest Israeli is a member of the Labor party, he is not wise. If he is wise and honest, he is not a member of the Labor Party.

Election 2012: Season of the Fascist: Witnessing the Ron Paul Campaign Humanise the Face of White Supremacist Politics

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Election 2012: Season of the Fascist Witnessing the Ron Paul Campaign Humanise the Face of White Supremacist Politics By TheAngryindian 01.02.2012 ‘White domination is so complete that even American Indian children want to be cowboys. It's as if Jewish children wanted to play Nazis.’ -- Ward Churchill I’ll be brutally honest with you dear reader, […]